1. Color-commentator Rowdy Whatever* freaking out about whether Natalie Coughlin will hit the lanes during the backstroke.
2. Phil Dalhausser purportedly blamed his parents for his early life hair loss, but he luckily has an attractive head to sport the bald look.
Shouldn't they have a playbook so they don't just keep saying the same things over and over again? Or do they not expect anyone to watch as much Olympic coverage as I've seen thus far?
*I'm sure I'm supposed to know who this guy is, but I'm not even interested enough to google it.