I discovered today that Super Tuesday falls on my birthday this year. I find this a bit interesting because for the past few years (ever since they moved the regular season to a 17 week format, I guess) the Super Bowl has been on or around my birthday. See a trend? Obviously this leads me to only one conclusion:
I am Big Gay Al.
(Note: the fact that my birthday also happens to be Mardi Gras this year does not change my analysis.)